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THE CRYSTAL BED SUPERPOWERS!!!
So here’s the thing .. .. several years ago I was unexpectedly inundated with visions and dreams of an ‘Ancient Energy Altar’. At the time I was shown these vivid images, I was going through a nervous breakdown and depression – what I call Endarkment! It was not until THE MIRACLE happened that I decided to actualize ...
TRUTH is .. ME Life’s F**ked!!!
I used to have a life where I could buy whatever I wanted. If I wanted stilettos to make my feet look sexy, I’d get them. If I wanted a (hot) personal trainer to yell at me to work my arse off, I’d organise one. If I wanted to inject my lips with collagen so I could ...
ME loves Bastard Ex, his Mistress & the Devil!
Just in case you are not aware of ‘The ME Story’ let me give you a very brief update. I was married to Charming. We had three children together. By the time I was 30, I had everything. I lived the Fairytale women dream of. One day The Evil Witch decided she wanted my Fairytale. Charming stopped being ...
SOFT COCK Spirituality, time to HARDEN the f**k up!
*craaaccckkkkkk* & *sccchhmmmaacckkkkk* Ahhhh, blissful sounds to any Dominatrix, don’t ya think! Well, although I aint your ‘usual dominatrix’ and actually haven’t hit a client (yet) .. but there’s always a first time for everything .. it is fair to say, I am someone who believes that a good old fashioned scchhmmaaaacking may actually be ‘good ...
MARIA ELITA :THE BIGGEST LOSER (maybe?)
Yes, ME HAS SHED. DISCARDED, RIDDED my body of 10 kilos in just a couple of months. And I did it VERY EASILY .. the weight is continuing to drop off and I am feeling amazing (hang on .. I was feeling amazing before the body change, so I feel probably more amazing, if that’s possible!!!). So ...
SOUL WHIP ME & BE YOUR OWN SUPERHERO!!!
You’re Invited to ME’s Monthly ‘SOUL WHIPPING + MEDITATION’ Evening! THIS MONTH LET ME HELP YOU BE YOUR OWN SUPERHERO!!!! I will show you what KRYPTONITE MOMENTS are holding you back and stopping you from being a HUGE SUCCESS & SUPERHERO in every area of your life. You may want to wear your undies on the outside of ...
MEDITATION is the new BLACK!!!
“Oooooommmmmmm .. OOooooooommmmm .. Ooooommmmmmm .. OOooommMyyyGooossshhh, I have no idea what the HELL I’m doing!?” *says novice meditator, cursing how anyone could think up a position called lotus* D’oh!!! Seriously you do not have to be a MONK to learn how to zen out .. and you don’t have to escape to the Himalayas and ...
MEracles in PERTH this September!
Yes, ME is a tad excited, because FINALLY I’ve organised my Perth Events, bought my plane tickets and I’m counting down the days until I am off to good old WA!!! *woot woot* My first event is on Friday, 23rd Sep, with Scott Alexander King. We will be co-facilitating our ‘So You Want to Run a Successful Spiritual ...
God .. and other dirty words!
Now before you start screaming & throwing pitch forks at me, I think you just need to hear me out. *please hear me out* It has occured to me that there are a whole heap of people out there, who simply do NOT like the ‘God’ word. It’s like they’re adverse to it, or it’s a dirty word, or ...
STOP ABUSE .. I DARE YOU!
WARNING: SPIRITUAL DOMINATRIX is Seriously GGGGRRRR .. Lock & Load Baby!!! Why? Because enough is enough people. It’s time to move forward and STOP ACCEPTING ABUSE!!!! We need to STOP MAKING EXCUSES for other people’s POOR behaviour!!! And the thing is .. things become BAD because we continually allow them to be this way. We ...
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